What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 30.06.2025 00:47
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Freaks and Cheeks
Unacceptable again!
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Minds and Behinds
Still no good.
PSA: You Probably Don't Need To Be Weighed At The Doctor's Office - HuffPost
They put up a sign reading
Just Forget it!
share office space ...
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
No, not a chance
So, the docs changed it to read
Why do only ugly women like me on Tinder? Is it because I'm an ugly man?
Still no good
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Which sunblock is best for oily skin?
No go.
Catatonics & High Colonics
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Next, they tried...
No way
Nuts and Butts
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Then came..
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
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Everyone loved it.
Another attempt resulted in ...
Loons and Moons
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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Hysterias & Posteriors
Jennifer Garner smooches boyfriend John Miller at charity event in rare PDA moment - Page Six
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
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Here come the glassholes, part II - Financial Times
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Thumbs down again.
So they tried